PROSECCO

Famous Bus Stops of the World, No. 1

There is still time to enter your favourite bus stop in the LPA All BritainBus Stop of the Year Competition. There have been ugly rumours circulatedthat this competition is in someway fixed. We would advise entrants thatwe shall draw up a shortlist of one bus stop per island in the British Isles(with a separate category for bus stops on bridges). Although people onthe mainland have complained lack of adequate representation through thismethod, we feel that only such a technique could capture the insularityso typical of these islands.
We include an article here about a syndicalist activist from Hull who wentto Yugoslavia and started a fight at a bus stop. He started calling peoplefascist when they maintained that bus seats were not private property butfor collective use. Please report any similar disturbances you may comeacross.
PROSECCO is the name of a local sparkling wine in Trieste. Itis also the name of a stop on the number 44 bus route to the limestone plateauabove the city: there one finds a rusting roadsign marked "JUGOSLAVIA"and pointing eastwards; or at least it was there last September.
Strange how such signposts survive the reality they are supposed to indicate.The reality is that what was once northern Yugoslavia is now the independentSlovenian republic. Slovenia was lucky in that it only suffered a ten-daywar which was ended by the Brioni Accord of 1991. The Slovene issue wasthe one political problem of the former Yugoslavia which could be settledby a one-off solution. When I was there the complaint of the Slovenes wasthat tourism was suffering because foreigners had difficulty distinguishingthose parts of former Yugoslavia which were still at war from those at peace.This was not helped in 1991 when fighting broke out in Slavonia which isin east Croatia, not Slovenia.

This confusion does, however, have its beneficial effect for the travellerdetermined to escape the traffic of northern Italy and get some peace andquiet after Venice. One can in Trieste move freely between Slovenia andCroatia: EC tourists and workers cross daily both ways, and workers alsocross from Slovenia to Italy to work in Trieste. We found ourselves in sucha party on one early morning bus. The custom, when one is forced out atthe border to go through customs, is to steal the seats of other passengersbefore they can reboard. I employed as much abuse as I could think of againstthe two women who stole ours: "thieves", "behaving like animals","lacking civilisation, education, culture, etc", but even a volleyof foul language caused only a ripple of interest among our fellow passengers.The phrase that really raised heat was " behaving like fascists".Had we not been packed like sardines I'm sure someone would have hit me:I nearly got a fist in my face as it was.
What was surprising was that it took that word to get the Slovene's attention:an English crowd would have objected to my earlier foul language. Perhapswe should recall that the Germans in 1943, organised the only concentrationcamp in Italy at Trieste. When the Yugoslavs liberated the city in 1945they found 20,000 identity cards. Mussolini described the zealots of thisregion, as model fascists and the camp commander was a local man.
from "Rusting Roadsigns" by Mack the Knife, published in SyndicalistBulletin, May 1993, available from Hull Syndicalists, PO Box 102, Hull(Tel: 0482-492388)



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